Total Medals Earned: 545 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,615 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Perform headstomp
Smash 100 enemies
Defeat Grabber
Medals Earned: 18/19 (385/485 points)
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 13/25 (275/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Fully research 10 items.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (75/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Kill a helish microwave
Get killed by a sawblade
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 5/15 (215/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)
Finish the three tutorial levels
Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Rate 5 custom levels
Fire your cannon 250 times
Finish all levels
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Earn gold rank on all levels
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/210 points)
Start the game
Go through the tutorial
Finish a run
enter the "arrow" portal
enter the "coin" portal
enter the "hand" portal
gain over 5000 coins
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins
Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts